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Having a bevy of Twitter personas might actually be the best strategy for Romney to win over voters still unimpressed by his record and personality. Mitt Romney doesn’t need to flip-flop to make everyone happy. Being many different people is so much easier!
For example:
- @FrenchCanadianRomné: Bonjour! You know what j’adore about the campaign trail. Poutine everyday! http://tinyurl.com/7deq62w
- @TeenMitt: Team Jacob 4EVAH cuz we’re both big on hunting and the Second Amendment lol
- @99PercentWillard: Corporations are the one percent!!! So, they’re PEOPLE! BOOYAH.
- @MITTHULK: BECOME PRESIDENT, EAT OBAMACARE.
- @MittBieber: I need somebody to gov, so vote for me! I luv all my fans.
- @LOLCATMITT: OH HAI IM GOIN 2 BE AWESUM PRESIDENT CUZ I WERKD SO MUCH IN DA PRIVATE SECTOR AN MADE SO LOTZ DA JOBS AN READ DECISHUN POINTS.
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